Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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TCASE1994 0
It was free though?
thanks_asshole 2
multi tasking
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Comments (182)
mama8809 0
How is this a FML?
DanbotXIII 10
Swing and a miss
silver_99 0
Cool story bro, you should write it down. You could be a journalist or novelist or something.
bamxitsxandreaa 8
He's just doing his second job and was hoping you wouldn't mind (:
Omega_Mus 7
I never needed an orthodontist. But the one my sister used didn't wear gloves. AND smoked.
shrdlu 28
I had a dentist who smoked once. BLECCH!
smump 0
The first time I had braces the nurse used 3x the amount of glue needed.
BloodyMary666 24
2 for 1
mynameisTiffany 0
thts a plus! haha just kiddin' get that checked
14natkatprat 0
Ahh!: tht had to suck. I get mine off the 23rd hopefully i dont leave with a peirced tounge either.
wriptidez 0
see if its ok or not with ur parents is u take some vitamin B ... look it up. I hear it helps soft tissue damage such as ur tongue. might take after eating though...