Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML
Brace yourself
Today, my orthodontist thought it would be a good idea to put braces on the teeth in the very back. One bracket popped off twice, after which he shoved a metal band in my mouth onto one of my teeth, cutting my gums, and causing gushing blood. Now, I can’t eat anything unless it’s baby food and I have a lisp. FML
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
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TCASE1994 0
It was free though?
thanks_asshole 2
multi tasking
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Comments (182)
hateevryone 15
ouch. he must have been blind.
suzy123abc 0
It took me a little while to figure it. At first i was like" what?" but then i was like "OHHHHHH!" lool. I feel like a retard now.
Ibanez3x 5
how on earth does op deserve this?
afulks78 11
Ew ! :(
DustyStorm 16
I work in ortho.....I don't see how this is possible. I call fake.
DustyStorm 16
Don't fear.... I'm in ortho and this story just doesn't happen.
alexxss_fml 10
I don't understand how the OP deserves this?
Orion1434 5
Well you could learn to like it and it'd be a great addition! :)
babygeek 4
That's some serious talent...
SavySituation 0
how sad lmao xD