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Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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FacePalm69 0

Was it a roundhouse?

Livinia 11

Would have been cooler if the person mugging you was wearing a Ninja Turtle costume.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

I bet Chuck Norris could have kicked their ass in one swing!

scs90 0

chuck norris jokes are gay....like you

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

well coming from ur pic ur the gay one and also stop trolling it's not funny or cute

IscoreOnU 19

Regardless your sexuality and the animosity between the two of you. The joke sucked.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

76- I agree lol I just say DocBastards comment up top about it and wanted to be the first to post a stupid Chuck Norris joke

Elhamyz 0

He thinks that you the one who mugged him :)

starsfan_9 7

Something tells me that defense would never stand up in court

MrXerxes5 6

At least you lost no cash and took a mugging and managed to live. Coulda been worst.

kittensRfuzzy 1

could have been worst?

Lexi_Ray 5

now you know next time to bring money

armorf0r 7

who carries cash around anymore, anyway?

Livinia 11

Would have been cooler if the person mugging you was wearing a Ninja Turtle costume.

hahahahepicfail 0

I remember that fml best one ever

lmaoatall 6

when a mugger comes along you must whip it before you cream your pants you must whip it get chuck Norris strong you must whip it crack that whip give the ****** the slip step on a crack break the muggers back... sorry, can't get Devo out of my head now. damn it

schmegsable 6

I don't think you understand how frustrating it is when you go to all of the trouble of mugging someone and they don't even have the courtesy to inform you that they aren't carrying any cash. Try being a little more sensitive.

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

I take it you've had the misfortune to experience this problem? ^^^

schmegsable 6

Oh yes, many more a time than I am comfortable disclosing. However, rather than kicking muggees, I prefer to turn such injustice in to a positive situation by lecturing them, then shouting wildly and snapping all of their credit cards in half to make an example out of the situation for passersby.

flawedgenius 6

I would find the OP and all the comments here a lot funnier if my mugging didn't land me in A&E (read: ER) with a crack to the back of my skull and 12 stitches. and I didn't have any money in my wallet either, only lost a mobile phone...

JR559qwerty 0

that sucks dude

schmegsable 6

Yeah, I apologize... I felt bad as I was reading some of the comments below about real life muggings. I'm sorry you had to experience that.

zukinihudini 0

you should have had money for the man

ninjaicekitten 0

that sucks :-/