Today, I got motion sickness while having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML
Classic move
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Trial and mainly error
Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML
Queasy beats
Today, I found out that my new, expensive noise-canceling headphones trigger my motion sickness. FML
The sensual world
Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
Busting makes me feel good
Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML
That's… sexy
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
Sick sex, dude
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
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hey_its_kristi 0
were you on a waterbed?
88joey5 4
if your a girl Its ok you get thrown around alot during sex
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Comments (119)
TheresNoEffingwa 7
damn. that was some good sex =0
Fr3nChii 0
must of been a crazy ride :)
cocobulla1 4
yes it was! except that I wash the sheets later.....no I jk, people
bitterfaceplant 0
It's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. fyl
BountyBass 13
tighten up ur sea legs!!! argggghhhh
Jesus_Christ69 0
must've been a nice ride.
Jesus_Christ69 0
did not realize 50 stole my punchline :@
jdengel 0
sounds awesome to me
Coolbreezer 0
lol. someone have to loose weight?
Slinkydalatg 6
Still getting used to the motion of the ocean, eh?
erikaaa1798 0
i guess it was fun :O
GabbyCharityM 0
People enough with "motion of the ocean" jokes. Its already been commented.