Barf

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

Today, I got diarrhea. During sex. I didn’t even make it out of the bed. FML

Classic move

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

Trial and mainly error

Today, I have done enough trials to confirm that I puke after each time I have sex. FML

Queasy beats

Today, I found out that my new, expensive noise-canceling headphones trigger my motion sickness. FML

The sensual world

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

Busting makes me feel good

Today, my wife's pregnancy hormones made her extremely horny. The doctor said that intercourse during pregnancy was very healthy, so we decided to do it. Let's just say that the bumpy ride didn't help her morning sickness. FML

That's… sexy

Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML

Sick sex, dude

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML