Today, I missed an interview to work in a school as a teacher's assistant because the email inviting me to attend got buried among the spam emails. Oh well, back to my usual job as an assistant janitor. Yes, that's right, assistant janitor. It's the same job as a real janitor, but for less pay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I had to do my assistant manager's job because she doesn't know what the hell she is doing. I'd interviewed for this position but didn't get it because I'm "still too new for this position." FML
Today, after being a stay-at-home mom and picking up after my kids for the past 15 years, I got a job rejection letter saying I wasn't qualified. It was a housekeeping position. FML
Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML
Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML
Today, I was informed that although I'm eligible for a position at a school in my new city, my information was not passed onto the school, as I'm not one of the top candidates. The position? Substitute teaching. My credentials? A teaching license in 3 core subjects and a master's degree in education. FML
Today, I had a teaching job interview. After giving my demo lesson, I was told by the director that I had given it on the wrong topic. Turns out, I never got the e-mail with the instructions for the interview. Now I'm definitely not getting the job. FML
Today, I didn’t get a job as a teaching assistant because during my interview, in which I taught a class, I was rated as “not preparing adequate teaching materials in advance”, all because I didn’t provide my own A4 paper. I’m unemployed and the school expected me to buy classroom materials for them. FML
Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML
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Top comments
Ms_ValS 27
This is why people have an email address that is just for job applications and they don't use it to sign up for crap.
UserError94 18
You should use your janitorial skills to clean up your email account
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Comments (22)
Ms_ValS 27
This is why people have an email address that is just for job applications and they don't use it to sign up for crap.
coolthang8200 7
well, at least you're not Assitant To The Janitor.
idefka 34
Read it again.
machone 6
You should read it again.
coolthang8200 7
if you watched The Office, you'd get it.
mds9986 24
You should clean up your email accounts.
Limeila 10
But aren't janitors already on minimum wage? o_o
stormy0307 16
No. When I worked as an after school sweeper of my high school I was making $9.65 and that was 6 years ago.
mezochan 29
Most places they make decent money, actually.
UserError94 18
You should use your janitorial skills to clean up your email account
Mathalamus 25
i thought janitors in schools are well paid? i mean, they maintain nearly everything in the school, right?
chinaski7628 32
The janitors in my school are generally well paid, but I don't know about assistant janitors…
Steve97 32
YDI for something this important make a new email or get a spam filter
Death69 24
At least you're working. Bottom line.
ShleeG 23
That is exactly why you should constantly check your spam folder and empty it when it's full of actual crap. That way, when something important ends up there, you'll spot it right away
kewpiesuicide 29
Don't worry, one day you will find an obscure mathematical problem written on the chalkboard outside one of the classrooms and discover that you are a genius