jakewr
United States
Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Baltimore, United States
Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML
Doug
United States
Make a scene
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Smooth talker
Today, instead of my boyfriend calling me 'his Kit Kat' like he normally does, he called me his 'Kit Kat Chunky.' When I asked him why, he said it's because I'm now 20% chunkier. FML
Phoenix0614
United States
Today, I went to the grocery store, and I realized that all I bought was cat food and $30 worth of protein bars. Yes, I have become THAT single woman. FML
newlyengaged
Atlanta, United States
Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Username
Canada
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Anonymous
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my husband excitedly came home from the gun show with a new lower receiver. I, however, had to go back out and get my own birthday cake. FML
Anonymous
Miami, United States
Man vs. Machine
Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML
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DJR_fml 2
Mmmm kitkats
chefinheels88 5
I'd reevaluate your marriage
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Comments (169)
annahfaith 0
wait..... think about it.... which one do you love more?? the day you got married or the Kit-Kat?? :)) think about it for a min! lol
SleepOnStones 5
I don't blame you! CUZ KIT KAT BARS ARE THE SHIZZ! I would know, i just ate about 20 of them.
xSiiKxXxNaStYx 0
who cares you won... your life should be complete,( you better give that second kit kat to your spouse) if i were you id start partyin(;
cenax27 0
safe to say your comment was very intelligent, I applaud you
herpgirl101 0
I think this is more of an F her life.
milly_11 4
What an ass!
jacob12311 4
TUBBY!!!!!!!!
budd28 0
lmao .. funny
LOLLOSERRR 0
bullshit this us a group on Facebook
forfml 0
1. Haha that's pretty sweet. 2. that's also just awful. SHAME SHAME SHAME haha