Today, and the for the past few weeks, my husband has been sulking because I’ve recently stopped breastfeeding and my boobs have started shrinking back to their original A cup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband asked with genuine concern if I would be able to breast feed our kids when they are born, since my boobs are so small. FML
Today, I was woken up by my husband attempting to breastfeed off my lactating nipples. FML
Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my husband admitted to me that he has a mental block about touching my boobs, because he's afraid that breast milk is going to spurt out at him. I had my son 5 months ago and I don't breast feed. FML
Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
Today, after much measuring with a tape measure, comparing with my sisters and even asking my husband for his opinion, I'm forced to admit that without a bra on, my boobs now sag so much my nipples hang down to the level of my belly button. FML
Today, I was ready to get intimate with my husband 7 months after giving birth to our son. He always made excuses as to why he couldn’t. Our marriage was on the rocks because of this, so when I sat him down to talk he admitted that to save this marriage I need to get a “tummy tuck” and a “breast lift.” FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your husband is more of a child than your actual child.
RichardPencil 32
Why doesn't he buy you a boob job?
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Comments (4)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your husband is more of a child than your actual child.
RichardPencil 32
Why doesn't he buy you a boob job?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
That's why he's sulking, he thought he was getting one for free.
RichardPencil 32
He did get a free test drive thanks to nature. Hopefully, he got some pics of her at his preferred size, so he can place his order with the plastic surgeon.
core01 30
He'll look great with his new double D man ****
TampaLex 3
What a douche.
Arkangel.Artemis 10
Uno Reverse: Tell him to get a bigger slong then sulk when it doesn't happen.