Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0
What about their assholes? Something wrong with them?
KillaKingPerrie 4
School shootings here we come.
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blastvortex 4
Who's to say that they didn't invite you with the express purpose of doing that to begin with? Don't go to upperclassmens' parties. YDI for probably getting suckered. Hell, YDI for going to a party at all.
cxal_fml 0
It would be highly unlikely that he would have been invited for any reason other than to make a fool out of him. It is college after all. You think he would have had the common sense to stay away when he realized that he was an underclassmen and this was a party that underclassmen "typically aren't" invited too. Guess he's never watched a movie on college or spoken to anyone about their experience on a campus.
ToddSpald 0
Why is everyone 'in love' with the girl they've never talked to? Swirly is when you take someone, hold them up by their ankles and drunk their head in the toilet then flush after a short water boarding. Swirly, get it?
ruckerpark364 0
u should now they wouldnt invite a loveless nerd like you anyway
Kerbob16 0
guys stop being such dicks like its really not his fault. I feel really bad for him like thats horrible.
Greyst0ne 0
thats terrible, i wouldve kicked all of their @$$3s, btw theres something called fight or flight in your brain and if you struggled hard enough, you shouldve at least been able to fight 2 of them.
AttilaLopez 0
you ought to **** up their cars. They're all probably rich pricks, anyway. And as for girl, feel free to spread rumors about her.
mef_fml 0
thats f*cked...i agree, **** up their cars or something...you should get revenge. and everyone whos saying they would kick his ass are retarded....its not like he could defend himself against a bunch of other people. get real, seriously.
buckeye91011 0
OP are you in like the 4th grade? A party where you got a swirlie? This story is either bullshit or this kid went to the popular kid's tenth birthday party.
Sipos 0
Loosers. Someday you, the people that did it, the girl and everyone else involved will grow up and realise how lame it is that they felt that bullying someone because they are younger than them would be a fun thing to do at a party.
netbeui435 3
revenge. make an example, stand up for yourself. no one else will.