Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0
What about their assholes? Something wrong with them?
KillaKingPerrie 4
School shootings here we come.
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Ducati45 0
YDI for saying the girl you love was there. If you actually loved her you would be dating her, or have dated her for a while. Love is not some stupid little pathetic nerd crush on the head cheerleader. Way to be a walking cliche.
Angi95 3
You can love someone and be denied. You can fall in love with somebody and they not love you you don't have to be going out with them to be in love with them but I see what you mean.
WickedClownMCL 1
Your ******* stupid. You have no idea what love is. Your jist bouncing on everything with a dick you STD infested bitch.
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Haha I so didn't have to check UD for the definition of swirly :P That sucks :/
arbmouser 0
thats what you get for saying you love someone you dont know. loser
lostguy 0
sucks dude. and there's a difference between love and crush. and you obviously did not know her well enough to expect such a reaction from her. so congratulations, you "love" a girl who posts embarrassing pictures of you for everyone to see and who most likely is screwing the "upperclassmen" students. i suggest you find some other girl that's a "underclassman" like you and get to know her better before you start saying that you "love" her. fyl for what happened to you but kinda hard to feel sorry for not using your head. upperclassmen students are often known to play pranks on underclassmen students especially when they invite an underclassmen to a party that as you said "underclassmen don't normally get invited to". that should tip you off that something is up. perhaps you've learned your lesson and be wiser next time you decide to go to a party from upperclassmen that underclassmen normally don't get invited to lol ^_^
TwilghtLuvr13 0
aww...that's horrible babe. I don't think you want to be with her though, she sounds like a bitch
gangstaaa_fml 0
can i get a link to those pictures?
jonny2x4 0
You fell for it hook, line, and sinker. YDI for being such a gullible frosh and for pining over a girl you'll never have.
KillaKingPerrie 4
School shootings here we come.
kenjiisown 1
You win, my friend.
MeleMallory 0
Yikes. This is why America needs better gun control.
myhairynutsack 0
Lesson learned. heh. Stuff happens to everyone, you'll do it to someone else someday.
shakemup 0
YDI for being a nerd.