Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0
What about their assholes? Something wrong with them?
KillaKingPerrie 4
School shootings here we come.
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masquerade08 0
Does this actually happen in high school today? Really? We never had issues like this in my high school. Very rarely did upperclassmen vs lower classmen have issues. The worst that might happen is being directed the wrong way when new fish asks for directions. Nothing else ever happened that I noticed.
aluhvihn 0
No, it doesn't. At least not at my school or my old school, nor my cousins' schools. The worst extent of "bullying" are pranks, which at the worst would be like constant egging or getting your car spray-painted (only if you really deserve it). Most people have some level of self-respect, and would not do something so immature as giving a "swirly".
slag_ 0
why didn't u fight them? and why did you go to a party without any friends?
teiso_fml 0
I hope you're not in love with her anymore!
gotowardsthelite 0
That's really messed up. It's hard for me to believe that something like this could happen. If it really did happen I hope it didn't scar you in any way.
thefury 0
I thing the "if it sound too good to be true" rule applies here
TheUnlucky0ne 0
Well now this just further cement's the fact that human's are douchebags.
akorpija 12
Bitches Ain't Shit by Ben Folds. Listen.
maxpowerd 0
What college do you go to? High-School State? Who the **** gives swirlys beyond the age of 17?
lostguy 0
douchebags give swirlys beyond the age of 17 of course lol ^_^
Tragic 2
That sucks. The great thing is, you can sue for that kind of crap nowadays. If it's on Facebook, it's just easy evidence...
sorroww 0
you deserve it for being such a bitch