Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0
What about their assholes? Something wrong with them?
KillaKingPerrie 4
School shootings here we come.
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Comments (114)
glostik 0
Aw, it's meant to be for you two. [: Let's see when that's going to happen... *PROCESSING* NEVER.
gjkees 0
to #6 a swirly is when you get you head dunked in a toilet and they flush it.
JillianDramatic 1
LMAO! Swirly..what, is your life "Hey Arnold"?
whatever2304 0
wow you know how to pick em'
plexico 4
They're a bunch of shitheads and they just converted you into one. Did the "girl you love" like what she saw after the pants heist?
stuipdthing 0
ydi for "being in love" with a bitch
Mr_Eated 0
Nobody deserves that - even if they're behaving stupidly. That kind of unprovoked humiliation is uncalled for, and childish. It just shows the insecurity of the "upperclassmen". Take some solace that one day those jerks will probably be working for you.
MadeOfAwesome 1
YDI for being an underclassman. I'm a senior, I had to say it (:
lifeislife_fml 0
Aw, I'm sorry about what happened. Those jackasses.
3n1gma_fml_fml 0
I would post pictures on facebook, too.