Today, I got invited to a big upperclassmen party that underclassmen don't normally get invited to. I was feeling really good when I got there and saw that the girl I'm in love with was there. They stole my pants and gave me a swirly. Her reaction was to post pictures on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I wasn't cool enough to be invited to a college party that happened last night. The one in charge of inviting people was my girlfriend of two years. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML
Today, I found out via Whatsapp status about a girl's outing of a group I'm in. I wasn't invited. I'm 35 and it's high school all over again. FML
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0
What about their assholes? Something wrong with them?
KillaKingPerrie 4
School shootings here we come.
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Comments (114)
timlol_fml 0
dork
spiffles 0
Pretty much...going to have to go with YDI for "loving" someone who doesn't give a rat's ass about you.
JohnnyTheFox 0
You're absolutely retarded. YDI 110%. I would have kicked your ass for being such a bitch.
Reyo 2
a: Learn to defend yourself. Seriously, that's pathetic. Even if if was 4 on one, you should've been able to get ONE of them. b: Stop "falling in love" with the wrong people. I'm guessing she's the prep who sits in the back of the room using her big breasts to get the notes off of nerds like you? Yeah, you don't fall for those girls. c: Learn the phrase "too good to be true"...and learn it well.
Stupidpoorpeople 0
****, another "I love someone I don't know" person, seriously, get over yourself, and to the op you know the thing that connects the upper part of your leg to the bottom part of your leg? If you move it fast enough in the general direction of someone, it will hurt them.
spectreU98 0
So this is how the typical douchbags of FML think? Nothing quite like coming to random conclusions about another person's life and a feeling of "my way is the right way!" to show off how retarded most everybody is. That includes you too #61, 63, 65 and 74.
RaKum12 0
hunt all of them down n beat there ass. as 4 the girl, make her embarress the shit out if herself
ZTB13 4
I agreed... find them all and break their kneecaps with a baseball bat drug them and give them swirlys (or swirlies however you spell it) then next time you see that girl yell that she has aids or something outloud in public..... Or kill em, your choice :)
luvdatglitter 0
dude you don't know what love is
xiaoxaio 5
still in love with her?
itouchguy360 3
their assholes
lifeislife_fml 0
What about their assholes? Something wrong with them?
evangldbrg 0
Yea, but in such a case as this, it makes a big difference. And call me a grammar nazi, but people really should know the basic difference between they're, their, along with other things.
PlasmaWafflez 0
A lot of people are stupid as **** and should pay attention in school. Or just be white.
liveBabylon 0
I'm just white :) ... and pretty
cxal_fml 0
Who says he doesn't know the difference. Casual typing is far different from formal typing - what would be pathetic is someone reading every quick post they make twice or more, just to ensure that they use perfect grammar.
LastPower 3
Um who cares? If they say their, they're, or there, it's not like this is school. And if you can't figure it out than you're stupider than the person who wrote it in the first place.
freddyisepic 2
omg WHO CARES ABOUT SPELLING?!? ITS A ******* COMMENT SECTION FOR FML!!!!
gracevet88 0
*they're
myriahisawesome 0
# 2 it would be "they're assholes", not their assholes, dumbass. learn proper grammar. and that is quite unfortunate.
Emma89_ 0
omg get a life...they got their point across didn't they?? Being a grammar Nazi just makes you look like a dick...which you succeeded in doing.
xxchilloutxx 0
Yeah, "their assholes" is like saying, the assholes belonging to them... doesn't really make any sense! Also, what's a swirly?
foreverlove_ 0
A swirly is when they dump your head in the toilet and flush. Don't you ever watch TV?!?!?!
xxchilloutxx 0
I'm sorry for having a life :P But is it an american thing? I've never heard it called that!
kisseshugsdrugs 5
no, knowing proper grammar makes you not look like an idiot. you're=YOU ARE, your=possessive, there=a place, their=possessive, they're=THEY ARE, than=a comparison, then=stating the timing. learn your ******* english properly, then maybe you will look a little smarter than you actually are.
aatlae 0
Swirly!?!? When I was at school we used the phrase "bogwash!"
farhil 14
I thought it was called a "Jimmy Neutron" Lol
ChurchofFagenism 0
Could someone explain what OP meant by upperclassmen and underclassmen? Is it something to do with college in America?
Mr_Eated 0
Used more in high school than college (though could be used in college, I suppose). In a four-year school, 1st & 2nd year students are "lower class" - years 3&4, "upper class".
Slaught_fml 3
That sucks dude but you should have known they just invited an underclassman to haze him.
greenltrn2003 0
link or lies
Khiash 6
I strongly disagree with #23.
SaintJimmy 0
In that case, we'll have to agree to disagree. #23 made a completely valid point that I happen to agree with.
Dikkanen 0
pime Taradox! Also, #27 get!
stain33319 0
sweet. LOSER!!! the grammer geek is also a LOSER!!!
MeleMallory 0
It's "grammar". You're the loser.
XblahhX 0
I love the double meaning in the OP's name.
Fogie 0
me too c: if only he was a woman :p
amatayo 0
I could just see you walking in with giant glasses and a stupid smile ready to do what they ask. Never understood people like you