Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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Top comments
Kamazar 0
I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)
mf_fml 0
"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.
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Comments (80)
annieannie 0
#11....... You can't love the op as much as I love you. Your a legend.
zeg_fml 0
nicely written :) hope you feel better.
K_T_Dorkcraft 0
coldchi 0
you should be in the hospital, otherwise your next post will be that you lost your eyesight
cransformer 0
Reading that just made my day.
sarsbar 0
#26: No. In labs they have emergency "showers" for this very reason. Well actually they have fountains that spray water into the eyes for the reason #21 stated, but seeing how this person was at home, the shower is probably the next best option. And I seriously doubt he got enough of it on him to cause damage to the rest of his skin in the shower. For one, it's diluted as soon as the water hits it. Second, if he got enough of it in his eyes to cause burns or irritation on his skin as it washes away, he'd probably be blind. I'd like to know how you did it. I worked in a lab with Hydrochloric acid daily and as much as you try to follow safety rules, you'll still end up with burns. Half of the clothes I wore ended up with holes in them even though I wore a lab coat daily. Haha. I feel your pain though. I had the tiniest bit of diluted HCl splash up into my eye (yes, I was wearing protective goggles) and it hurt like hell.
ga2157 0
even if you stopped at "i got industrial cleaner in my eyes" it still would have been an fml. you seem kinda clumsy. and to #19-people like you are always ruining fmls for all of us. fake ones are more rare than you suspect, and skepticism ruins the spirit of the fun.
isdatsomechicken 0
i moderated this one :) and sucks by the way
love15_fml 8
how'd you even manage to get it into your eyes?!?
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Something like this happened to me once. I feel your pain… and I commend you for not freaking out like I did, lol.