Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Kamazar 0
I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)
mf_fml 0
"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (80)
mfed1120 0
I'm with #9
hellohellohellno 0
on the plus side, you wrote this terwonderfully. seriously, very well written.
supergirl0221 0
im so sorry this sounds so painful i am in pain just thinking about it i hope your ok!!!!!!
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Ow. What the hell else can you say for this situation? FYL.
I_ate_pikachu 0
Oh gosh D:
Person_Man 0
*agrees with 9 & 10* lol!
fish1806 0
I''m having a hard time believing this fml.
TJayU 0
So naturally you got knocked unconscious, right? And why wouldn't you just wash your eyes, why would you have to climb in the shower? That seems like an unneeded hassle in a time like that.
heavyop 0
@20 Because the shower will spray water in her eyes faster and easier than a sink will.
mangoid 0
that's terrible, but really really funny.