Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I tried to take a slow-motion video of myself flipping my hair like in a shampoo commercial. Instead, I hit my head against the shower door so hard that my shelf of cosmetics collapsed and landed in my toilet. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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Top comments
Kamazar 0
I think the story on how you got industrial toilet cleaner in your eyes would make a better FML ;)
mf_fml 0
"raging fire party"!!!! i... i think i love you.
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Comments (80)
laurisshnazzy 0
Wow, dude, sucks to be you. However, I am in love with you due to the style you used when writing this. Hope you feel better... and try not to make let industrial cleaner to get into your eyes next time :)
electro_fml 0
"raging fire party"? teehee! that's great.
TigressUK 0
Watch the grammar; it should be "whereupon" not "wherein".
LilKonvicted 0
That happened to me once.. i feel your pain FYL
alexgisforme3 0
that sucks so bad eeek!!!
beepmeep 0
How does this even happen?
Rodjmeister 0
OW. I've gotten turpentine, paint thinner, paint itself (separate occasions unfortunately), wood stain, sawdust, and glue in my eye...but that sounds REALLY bad.
duckyx1 0
hey...your user name. Neutral Milk Hotel :)
nowneverforever 2
how the heck did you get industrial TOILET CLEANER in your eyes? hope you feel better tho.
XGCHappyFace 0
Owch... Seeing this one I had to comment on it... One thing I've learned is that if by chance you do get a certain chemical on your skin (or in this case your eyes, which sucks even more) it's always best to check the label before rinsing it with water (difficult as it's i your eyes lol)... I say this because some chemicals react quite nastily to being mixed with water... and the last thing one would want is your eyes being chemically burned or worse... Anyway... Yeah... painful stuff... feel better...