Today, I got home from work to find the door locked and dead bolted, so I used my cell to call the home phone while banging on the door. My stepmom came out of her room, looked right at me, laughed, and went back to bed. This is the fifth time she's done this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, I watched as my step-dad put locks on my window, because he's convinced that I've been sneaking out at night. All my mom did was casually remark that I'm fucked if there's ever a fire. FML
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML
Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML
Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML
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wildpepper 5
maybe you should lock the door next time she leaves the house to check the mail and then laugh and go back to whatever you were doing when she wants back in.
UsernameHere015 0
break in and beat the bitch ass. Prob solved.
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Comments (236)
bca101 0
:D i would rent it out iicaptian
snusfrost 0
I woulda broke the window xD then she would never lock you out again.
penicillin 0
I know a woman who do that to the son of her boyfriend. She said he's stupid only because he's a kid (well, 19 years old) and pushed him to move out and to get a job and a room. She never implicated herself at all in his life and apparently, her BF does the same so they just laugh at "how silly he talks or acts". Then she complains he's a good for nothing working in a restaurant and without any dreams. Tsk. In her case, it's better she never had kids herself. So FYL OP if she's bitchy like that in your everyday life.
Narwhaler 0
15 your pretty good looking
SeanFredrick 3
46 my pussy likes you, you dog. ;)
laylie4 0
wait...so OPs mad because her step mom actually locked the house door at night? am i missing something?
eggjuggler 0
No, OP is mad because her stepmother saw that she was locked out, laughed at her, and chose not to let her in.
SeanFredrick 3
and you're okay too, ignorance.
canzo378 0
then call the police right there and tell him what ur stepmom hasdone to you
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
get sweet revenge and when she's gone to work or something lock her out and change the locks on her or take a baseball bat to her car and smash the windows
vivr 0
little ****