ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Cliff
Perth, Australia
The squits
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
somethingblue
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Lowell, United States
The big day
Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
babybambi
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Sickofbeingsick
United States
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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adishalala 0
neway... how was the wedding :] ?
Doortje 30
I smell vomit.
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Comments (51)
mandel2000 0
The wedding should be perfect...sorry dude
that_is_Nathy 9
Is that a first warning?^^
lucy_moff09 0
that sucks
FlipInBrosky 4
'Til death do you part?
whiterabbit420 4
talk to your guests to see it anybody else got sick. it nobody else did there's nothing you can do because it probably wasn't what you ate there, if other people did you shouldn't have to pay and if the caterer objects you should report them to the health department. depending on your contract you may be able to sue, also.
atitud3 12
aw u americans always looks for an opportiunity to sue people.. is money really that important to you?
berryblue 0
how? who was your caterer
alex6946 10
aww that really sucks! :(
virjiniaa411 0
faill !
perdix 31
Are you sure it was the food that made you vomit, or the reality of being married. You're with the last person you are ever going to have sex with for the rest of your life. How's that sitting with you?
awsm44 0
I think they may have realized the latter of the two! and there's a simple cure.....
awsm44 0
I think they may have realized the latter of the two! and there's a simple cure.....
goshpeople 4
Clearly the OP would've thought of that before the wedding, yet they decided it was still worth it. If you would have a problem with it, fine, but don't project your desires and your issues with monogamy onto others.
LilSideTwerk 0
I guess you don't believe in marriage so youre gonna be a manw***e or Sl**
awsm44 0
it's called a sense of humor. try gaining one
wonder11 0
Awwwww sorry bout that! Nd get well soon!! Btw ppl what does OP stands for!? I kno it means the person who posted the FML ..
XxSKELETOxX 0
Original Poster :]
rbubbles 20
original poster
Jorcar 8
Original poster
gabe2014 0
so u ask a question for us to answer then u answer it in the same comment? weird...