ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Cliff
Perth, Australia
The squits
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
somethingblue
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Lowell, United States
The big day
Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
babybambi
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Sickofbeingsick
United States
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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adishalala 0
neway... how was the wedding :] ?
Doortje 30
I smell vomit.
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XxSKELETOxX 0
And this is why you don't cut costs and have Filiberto's cater your wedding.
wonder11 0
Oh I see thanks #39 & #40 lol !!
xk75 4
I wouldn't b so quick to blame the caterer, the last time I went to the ER with what I thought was food poisoning from a restaurant the doctor told me that food poisoning takes longer to incubate that the amount of time between my eating at that restaurant and getting sick. while you get more information, cancel the check or cc charge to be safe though.
missy_n 0
Well at least u didnt die!
SwaggerMelon 6
Yet, OP didn't die yet.
LilysTillie 7
That sucks! Hope you were able to have fun before that happened & that all your guests didn't get it too. It is something you'll probably laugh at down the road. Congratulations on the marriage!
momo1972 3
does anyone else see the obvious sign?
eirini2602 0
aren't u lucky lol
FireSphinx 5
five bucks it was your new hubbie . reality just hit him , why get married when there are hookers ?
amybaby9090 0
:( that's horrible. feel better :)
bachooka 5
oh... OP, that's not food poisoning, it's morning sickness. SURPRISE!
jacobs_double 0
so I'm guessing the same happened to you at your wedding huh?