Today, I had a surprise visitor at my place. A guy I was talking to a few months back. He said he was down my way getting gas and thought he’d stop by. He lives more than 45 minutes from my place, in the opposite direction, with about 20 gas stations between us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove three and a half hours to surprise my long distance boyfriend for our anniversary. He was out of town. Where was he? Three and a half hours away trying to surprise me. FML
Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML
Today, my car ran out of gas. I was 20 feet away from the gas pump and the only person I could ask for help was the attendant, who'd asked me out a week ago. I'd said no, and so did he. FML
Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Maybe the cheapest gas in the area is around your place. Some people will stupidly drive many miles to save a few pennies in price.
EmmaMK 35
He could like you. If you are not interested, tell him. Telling someone you like them can be a big step.
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Comments (7)
spinspinsugar 12
sounds like a reddit story waiting to happen. yikes
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the cheapest gas in the area is around your place. Some people will stupidly drive many miles to save a few pennies in price.
EmmaMK 35
He could like you. If you are not interested, tell him. Telling someone you like them can be a big step.
Wadlaen 24
This could be the start of a beautiful love story! My parents met because my mother went to high school with my father's brother, and came home to them to borrow LP records from my uncle repeatedly, and it wasn't until they became a couple that my father found out that my mother didn't own a LP player, so there are many creative ways to bond with the one you want😉
genuinegoodguy 9
Sounds very gentle and sweet to me.
Paul Rushing 21
Yeah, there’s no way he could possibly be running errands, visiting a friend, etc close to your house...