Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
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Top comments
NessaMae 19
I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.
Squirrel1256 15
When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.
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Comments (112)
sweetbliss3 37
mm better off without that clown. overdramatic and jealous not a good combo. take a moment to re evaluate and find someone not as nuts
SunTzu2 9
Jealous but not man enough to ask the other gentleman to move as he'd like to sit beside you himself. Just not man enough! A good ridence
incoherentrmblr 22
Who wants to play musical chairs?...
CAJustise 9
Thank goodness you're free of that psychopath! They're not all like that.
EmsyyyRose13 24
You're definitely better off without him, especially if he's going to dump you over something so asinine. People who are that jealous are terrible to be involved with.
Ashlei69 4
shouldn't be going to parties anyways... sure your leaving out pieces to the story
monnanon 14
why shoudlnt she be going to parties. even if she went on her own thats ok.
Helldemon 32
@33 Lol, are you serious?
jerryj 27
Wow 33. Are you OP''s ex-boyfriend's best friend or something?
QueenSaru 28
Yeah, what was she thinking, going out in public! I mean, even if she was with her boyfriend, she shouldn't have sat DOWN. I mean, now anyone could sit next to her, and her boyfriend wouldn't even be able to ask them politely to move so he could sit there! What a mess!
SarMarJo 17
Trust issues or a guilty conscience. Ha.
annie_nk 23
I had a boyfriend who called me while he was with friends. Without warning, he put one of his friends on the phone. I was a little confused but talked to him anyway. Suddenly, my boyfriend was back on the line, yelling at me that he couldn't trust me. All because I talked to some other guy that HE put on the phone. I broke up with him that instant. Some guys are just dumb like that OP. Trust me, you're better off.
linyah 11
Why would you do that op? Didn't you know in 101 dating never ever let another guy sit next to you if he is not your boyfriend! Jeez!
annie_nk 23
I'm reminded of Zuko from The Beach episode. Yes, I'm a bit of a nerd.
Rainhawk94 27
Wtf are you talking about
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
Zuko isn't in Bleach...
CaliginusCatnip 17
The BEACH episode. Not Bleach. I thought the exact same thing when I first read it #40