Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
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Top comments
NessaMae 19
I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.
Squirrel1256 15
When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.
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Comments (112)
CMC_LOVES_MGM 19
He had some serious insecurity issues OP , you are definitely better off without him.
baref00tmama 15
Sounds like you could do a lot better anyway! Good riddance.
mortis1369 6
wtf kind of idiot believes that shit?!?
JustStella 28
My dad is like this. He flipped out at my mom because a man came up to him and congratulated him on having a beautuful wife. I'm pretty this boy that dumped you is dealing with some mental issues.
MrsDruidess 23
yeah sounds like you dodged a bullet!!
TwistedCherub1 15
Now that you know your ex-boyfriend is a jealous drama queen, not worth keeping, chat up the guy next to you. Maybe you two will hit it off.
jrock9093 18
Maybe you should of been with your man and not sitting by yourself to make him feel like your interested in him still I'm just saying what you did is not wrong but if he was drinking and glanced at you sitting with another man his head could be telling him stupid things any ways I hope everything works out a lot of people struggle with there insecurities and a good way to fix it is to reassure your like and or love records that person and if drinking is involved maybe stay by him or avoid the whole situation I hope everything works out with him or without good luck
kumarina 35
Relationships are base on trust, if the guy she dated can't even let her be near another person, then taht guy as issues that OP can't solve and definetively needs profesional help!
sweetbliss3 37
what? if he's drinking and being stupid that's on him. she doesn't need to validate what she's doing just so he doesn't freak out. your logic sucks
Nyx_fml 23
I would think that OP being his girlfriend would be enough to make him feel like she is interested in him. But, what do I know.
Not_Impressed13 9
That is one of the dumbest things I have read on here. Probably because it reads as though you are completely serious. God help any woman silly enough to date you.
Ashley868 10
So she is supposed to cling to him all night?
DanielleinDC 34
Maybe you need to learn how to spell and formulate a coherent sentence, jrock. Couples do not cling to each other at parties. Women talk with their friends, men talk with theirs, and sometimes men and women who aren't dating talk to each other in a friendly way. Someone sat down next to OP. Maybe she was just enjoying the scene and didn't want to talk to the guy. Maybe he didn't want to talk to anyone but just wanted to sit and relax. OP's ex sounds like an insecure, controlling jerk who has the potential to become abusive. She's lucky he dumped her before his jealousy got out of hand.
gavinbanks 13
It's sounds like he never got out of middle school
kumarina 35
You are really lucky you got ride off that lunatic! You are definetively better off OP
sunnyray812 42
Your now ex-boyfriend sounds overly controlling.