Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, in an effort to make new friends in my history class, I sat in the empty seat next to a friendly-looking guy. He got up, walked away, and sat down in a different seat. FML
Today, I was minding my own business when the guy I have a crush on sat down next to me at work, explained that he heard that I had a crush on him and that he was flattered, but that we should "be friends" because I'm a "nice girl". I was rejected by someone I didn't even pursue. FML
Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
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Top comments
NessaMae 19
I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.
Squirrel1256 15
When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.
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Comments (112)
PenultimateTaco 14
Your bf should know better, to be honest. It was a pretty dick move, and unjustified at that.
zandalee 20
She dodged a bullet!
PenultimateTaco 14
That's for sure
Squirrel1256 15
When people get jealous over stupid situations, it really shows their immaturity. Sorry OP.
MCRaddict15 15
Better that OP won't have to deal with that in the future anyway.
underthesea12 24
it all starts with sitting next to someone!
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Next thing you know, someone buying the same food as you means they want to have sex with you.
kumarina 35
If you cross looks it means marriage
Stylux_fml 16
Don't even get me started on what happens if you say hi to them.
Robbieisadowg 16
#16, or if you're doing anything at all related.
kyu_Q 19
if they comment on anything you wear you are dressing like a 'ho to get attention
NessaMae 19
I guess It's better it ended. Your boyfriend sounds way too jealous. That can lead to controlling behavior, It's best to get out before you're too deep in.
MuppetMerkin 10
My wife had an ex like that. It started out with just being overly jealous and getting angry over things to physical abuse. Better to have gotten out of it than find out what he is capable of.
StarWolf111 21
Wow, insecure much?
queerdragon 20
To me, it sounds like your boyfriend either has serious issues or he wanted an excuse to dump you. Either way, you're better off without someone who can't trust you with things as small as where you sit. I would hate to know what he would do if you talked to another man, let alone breathed the same air as they did.
DasHaas 9
You dodged a bullet. Be glad you did.
CorDa616 22
And that is how you know it's time to move on - next he'll get jealous of guys you see on the TV. I've been through this myself. This cannot end well.
JasonUMN 15
It sounds like he was looking for any excuse to dump you. Sorry OP.
chels992 4
My thoughts exactly..
AquaBaby 11
Your ex is definitely insecure. If you are somehow together again help him to see his own great qualities, which will give him confidence, or if he can't then find someone who has that confidence. Been there OP and it's hard.
kyu_Q 19
Seriously people who are that insecure almost never hear the good things you say about them. You compliment their intellect or personality and they take it to mean you think they are ugly.
saidoh_fml 26
In a situation like this it's not even worth the effort. Op just needs the get outta dodge.