Today, I got left in the middle of slow dancing with a girl I liked. She came back and said, "Sorry, I had to make sure the guy I really like knows that I don't like you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML
In the zone
Today, I was flirting with a girl I like when she confessed she was into another guy. I then proceeded to wingman for that guy, telling her to take her shot with him before the chance went away. Effectively sticking myself into the friendzone. FML
Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
Not a good sign
Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML
Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML
You can't handle the truth!
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
The Lady in Red
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Wingman
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Hate the game, not the player
Today, I really liked this girl, and it seemed like she maybe liked me too. We texted a lot, she invited me to a party, and we played games together. I asked her out, worried about waiting too long, but got a really ambiguous answer. Now she’s playing the same games she used to ask me to play, just with a different guy. FML
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JR_Goes_Rawr 11
That's where you slowly turn around and waltz away.
madisonnnnn13 11
Aww I'm sorry :/ move on! Se really isn't worth it if she said that.
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MissMess 12
Awwww
zepher93 7
Typical first comment.
SoSickWithIt 14
^Typical reply to first comment that is typical.
madisonnnnn13 11
Aww I'm sorry :/ move on! Se really isn't worth it if she said that.
DerrickJames 33
Have you never seen a Romantic Comedy? This is how true love always starts!
SoSickWithIt 14
If loved worked like how it does in the movies... I think the world would be a happier place. Sadly, it doesn't work that way. But if it did, I think my love story would be like The Notebook? Minus the sleeping with other people for years part? :P
wowlolreally 12
Ditch her for someone cuter
defferwa 9
He's probably ugly
AssTard 15
48- What evidence do you have to support that? I mean of course you have the FML, but just because she likes someone else doesn't automatically label him as ugly. Think before you type, it will save you from being buried.
Karalela44 15
3 or for someone sweeter with a nicer personality..
mb2_native 15
48, it doesn't matter what's on the outside. It's what on the inside, Outside is just a bonus. It's how I have always looked at it. If they fugly, but have an awesome personality, give 'em a shot.
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
That's where you slowly turn around and waltz away.
SoSickWithIt 14
No. That's when you start to Krump. Krump like no one is watching. Unzip your pants, and let those huge balls you got in your pants sag, cuz it takes some major sack to dance like no one is watching. Especially getting rejected by a person who you let into your heart. Krump til your mother ******* toes start to bleed. Krump that shit till you get home. Krump up to your room, Krump will getting undressed, and Krump when you go back to school knowing you atleast got some other girl to want you.
SoSickWithIt 14
:'( this is what I get for listening to advice off iFunny.
mandachea10 8
Hah, girls like that usually never change. But once you find someone worth your while, and is not a superficial or immature, you better chase her down. It's ok OP, life brings experience, just wait, you'll meet a badass chicka eventually.
mandachea10 8
22- you ruined my comment even tho it wasn't supposed to be on this comment. Also #4, that's the best reaction, if I were another girl in that room, I would jump in an start waltzing with you, hehe.
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
#27 I'm always down for a nice waltz ;) haha
dmoran20 27
Krumping, that shit you do when just don't have a damn clue how to dance.
mb2_native 15
37, or having a seizure while standing.
chocolateisyum 12
That's when you walk off and start dancing with the hottest girl, and if she asks, say that your dance was just preparing you for your real dance.
zepher93 7
And what exactly makes you think he could get the hottest girl at the dance?
Always_Me7 6
Just need to have confidence!
SoSickWithIt 14
The girl that I always found to be the most attractive, wasn't always the most attractive by everyone else's standards. So maybe to him, the hottest girl was someone obtainable? Or maybe the 'hottest' girl isn't a complete superficial **** and wouldn't overlook someone, this guy may have a good heart? In 40 years, when gravity ensues what's left perky? Boobies or heart? Plastic surgery doesn't count :P
mb2_native 15
30, LOL. I had to laugh, although it makes perfect sense and others should see it too. But I laughed at the last part, wish I could thumb more than once
IscoreOnU 19
Did anyone else think of the mercedes prom Super Bowl commercial?
Coyotay_Yelnats 4
This ... Infuriates me!
Bakarra 22
I didn't even know that women were only allowed to dance with guys they liked. Damn girls at my highschool were some real *****...
interesting33 37
I think it is more that she was tactless.
californiapoppy 11
Ain't nobody got time for that
californiapoppy 11
She isn't worth it!
KareBear7364 5
next! move o.n dude
Ololo_fml 16
how about getting drunk and find yourself a new dance partner?