Today, I got drunk, broke up with my girlfriend, and sent my grandma nude pics, thinking she was my girlfriend. Well, ex-girlfriend. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
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Top comments
warsun 27
F your grandma's life actually
junkman6 22
There's drunk and then there's that. Maybe you shouldn't drink for a while?
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Comments (85)
flufee2 27
Now you have an ex grandma too lmfao
Zebediabolical 45
The real question is did she send back some gram-clam pics?
BreathingClover 19
That's a horrifying thought
XKkim_ 16
Well no more cookies from grandma.
PenguinBitch 44
"Oh my timbers, looks like he got grandad's genes."
njgohard 16
I think we can all learn a lesson from this guy.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
At least your grandma can't be your ex-grandma.
cryssycakesx3 23
depending on the pictures, she very well could be....
cinskeep43 15
"she squints" "she puts on her glasses" "she picks up her magnifying glass" and texts you back -sonny is this you or your sister??-
GlasgowSneer 13
Lmfao! That was hilarious.
RedPillSucks 33
Needs more thumbs up
Olivia93 20
Poor you and more to the point poor grandma. Hope you and your grandma can laugh after this OP✊
EffyFails 18
she's better off without you if that's what you're like when drunk and yet still get yourself to that point..
cryssycakesx3 23
grandma or girlfriend?
False_Stupidity 42
Today, I got drunk... this is YDI after the first 4 words since anything following is the result of being drunk. I was going to ask who in their right mind even attempts to send nudes to an ex they have just broken up with, but of course you're NOT in your right mind. As with others, I feel this is more your grandma's FML, you probably gave her a shock.