Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
Today, I got my final exam back. I got a 50/100. I didn't know it had a back side. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
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Top comments
Indianboy9321 25
That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!
tray623 7
I'm 100% done with this post.
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Comments (62)
teamnikster 9
How the hell do you repeat only 50% of a class?
steftriv 18
OP just has to write another midterm!
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Well I guess if you look at it as in if he takes the class again then only the material up to the midterm is repeat material so he is only repeating 50% of the class. However it does say final college exam...
HairIsEverything 15
Pretty sure he means it as in he got an F in the class, like 50%. So it was pretty clever in the context of his post.
trellz17 19
How long were you on the toilet to where you weren't able to complete your final?
wannabesinger 16
Depending on your professor, if you leave during the exam you're not allowed back in to complete it.
trellz17 19
Was a serious question, don't know why I was thumbed down. But thanks #26.
QQMorePlox 18
All these % jokes though ^^
DenverTyrrell 13
All those 50%'s confused me a little :S but I know one thing I feel sorry for you
akillingit 7
Sounds like a Half shitty day. ??
roninakiba 5
You shouldn't half-ass things
buttersmom 14
This is probably the most annoying post to read that I have seen. Bravo, OP.
HanBroman 20
there is nothing funny or clever about how this post is worded. nice try...
jwb8711 13
How the hell did this get through moderation
Clawsified 6
50% of the way reading the message I became 100% annoyed by your writing style.