Today, I got demonic gastric distress while taking my final college exam. I only got about 50% of it done, left the classroom 50% faster, and experienced both 50% dread and 50% relief. Now I have to repeat 50% of the class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, after burning all my past-papers, books and notes in celebration of finishing maths forever, I found out I have to re-take my maths exam to get the minimum grade for college. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
Today, I got my final exam back. I got a 50/100. I didn't know it had a back side. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, I asked my classmate if she was ready for the final tomorrow and she said it was yesterday. I'm not a bad student - I have 90+ average in the class - but the final was 50% of my grade. FML
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Top comments
Indianboy9321 25
That sucks, but next time you'll half to push through and deal with it!
tray623 7
I'm 100% done with this post.
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Comments (62)
Dean_N 15
Hopefully you got rid of more than 50% of your gastric issues
JuzReading 23
I only read 50% of this FML
patrickeli 15
That sucks beyond words
Arcanel 18
ouchhhhh ! I hate when shit like that happens ! you get it!? you get it? okay I'm done....
worldclassrager 41
What a series of unfortunate events
aliciavanham 13
Keep shit simple. Your post and your school.
Attacksloth 33
Next time don't drink a half cup of coffee with half-and-half cream before the exam, or you might half to retake the course a third (c-c-c-c-ombo breaker) time.
Ki11erC 18
Hopefully it's not math because you seem to suck at it.
shinikageWolf 15
Next time something like this happens, look them dead in the eyes. "Either I go to the bathroom and come back to finish my exam, or I'm having my demonic shit on your desk, your choice professor"
Mandybruin 15
That's a lot of 50s! Next time skip Taco Bell before testing. :o)