Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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laurenasabutton 26
I'm really surprised/appalled your guidance counsellor agreed to that
Michiganfan4164 7
Probably better off without him if he can't say it to your face Sorry about that though plenty of fish in the sea
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Comments (106)
demonfacee 14
Poor little boy can't even say it to your face. You're better off without him.
Scarylizard1798 23
Coward, real men let them down easy and with glass and gentleness
hk1998 8
Hes a pussy
RayvenWhite 12
Be glad, you don't need a coward like that in your life. He's a useless waste of space OP since he took that route to break if off with you.
Lily_Rain77 25
my ex tried to break up over text. I ripped him a new one, and then demobstrated how to properly dump someone. Dumping his ass felt better than anything else we'd done ;)
travismassie 7
does the guidance counselor cut his meat for him too?
3molliver3 16
He's a jerk, try to move on op.
Sakuraashita 15
This may literally be the wussiest thing I've ever heard... Sorry that you ever dated such a jerk, OP, but count it as a win that you're free of him, now!
DeeTrain420 11
LMFAO!!!!! **** that's messed up!
False_Stupidity 42
Plot Twist: The guidance counsellor is female and was getting it on with the OP's boyfriend. Or wanted to and made up the story of him breaking up with OP.