Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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Top comments
laurenasabutton 26
I'm really surprised/appalled your guidance counsellor agreed to that
Michiganfan4164 7
Probably better off without him if he can't say it to your face Sorry about that though plenty of fish in the sea
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Comments (106)
yerrkiddingme 2
Dang I got to try that
Khaleesi_26 30
I hope that's sarcasm. And to OP: Sorry to hear that, I think I'd rather it through text message than hearing it from a Counselor. But there are plenty of fish in the sea. That snag may have broken your line, but someone will come along and retie it for you :)
EvilLittleMan 23
Make sure you return his balls because it's apparent he doesn't have them.
Lily_Rain77 25
na she should keep them, he doesnt need them, the counceler does his dirty work.
fuckercakes 21
I'm not even sure how or why the counsellor agreed to do this.
hannah_beeaarr 5
One for some reason that is so funny to me idk why but I hope you next bf does not do that??✋
tnlxx 3
WTF pussy
cquigley101 13
Just be happy he did because that proves he has no balls :)
j_cat187 20
pussy, he should have presented a mla formatted document explaining the reasons for terminating a relationship.
nitrog100 21
Personally, I feel that APA format would be more appropriate for an interpersonal issue such as a breakup.
niome_fml 9
pretty pathetic
vikky538 29
its better than breaking up over Facebook OP you deserve better than him... how on earth he got the idea to contact the guidance counselor to break up with you...
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I'd say it's far more cowardly. What kind of spineless excuse for a man needs someone else to breakup for them? At least on Facebook he'd be doing it himself.
Thunderstruck14 30
Imagine it was Mr. Mackey. Its over mkay?