Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
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laurenasabutton 26
I'm really surprised/appalled your guidance counsellor agreed to that
Michiganfan4164 7
Probably better off without him if he can't say it to your face Sorry about that though plenty of fish in the sea
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Comments (106)
imaninjaturtle 6
lmao maybe you were dating a woman then.... no balls.
TPrice21 2
I have to admit that's creative. Probably the lowest, most cowardly way to break up with someone, but creative nonetheless.
AloysiusWeasley 15
Make sure to show him the same respect and completely ignore him. Just let your eyes slide right on by him in public and don't say a word. What a scumbag, and the counselor is a real dirtbag by going along with it. We shouldn't be encouraging spineless losers.
mzcupcakez 20
that's original
dat_becky 17
I think the guidance counselor may just as well have been tricked into it. Anyone could have called in and said "she's having a rough day since her bf broke up with her.." and the guidance counselor could have assumed it was something she already knew, and not that he was the one telling her. It could have happened so many ways, but the end result is still your ex is a douchebag, and he saved you much wasted time spent with him by breaking up. Sorry for what you have to go through, OP, but you DEFINITELY deserve better!!!!
pandoralilybelle 13
Some guidance counselor!
becca9985 34
I think I'm more concerned that the guidance counselor actually went along with it. Aren't guidance counselors supposed to be helping students prepare for adult life? I know its been a while since I've been in school, but, geez!