Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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cndrow 0
Same with me- boyfriend told me to try the beta (I was dead-set against paying monthly for a GAME), got instantly hooked. Four years later, my boyfriend and I are still playing WoW together when we can't be together IRL. Turned out to be a great thing for us! ^^
Karr_fml 0
Your life truly has no meaning now....
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Comments (184)
4strings 0
how do you f*** that which has no life?
meso222 8
I play world of warcraft, i hit clubs and parties and work and do lots of things... World of warcraft is not the problem the problem is not having the self control to go outside. Just like everythin else.
NaturallyUnlucky 0
The problem with WOW is not the game itself. It's the people who play it. I have never known a WOW-player who has any life to speak of outside of the game. Then again, after meeting one group of people who played, I ran faaaaar away from any others. Show me someone who actively plays WOW and has a semblance of a life and I'll change my mind. Until then... ugh.
meso222 8
Clubs monthly if not weekly. Party every weekend. Work and spend most of my time out of the house, lazy weekend spent on World of warcraft because sometimes there hust isnt anything to do or people aren't home etc.
antjemrob 0
you will never escape
wax_soup 0
ITS ALL UP TO THE IMMUNE SYSTEM!!! :@ P.S. im a wow player ^^
BrannFYR 0
eye heart wow ^^ you made a wise choice friend, see you in Azeroth!!!
hannaaeneas 0
Happened to me too. I've lost a bit of weight though, which was good. Forgot to eat. O_O
BenignScientists 0
Played it for a couple of months, grew tired of it. Nice game, not my cup of tea. And now, for the purpose of parody: Wow? No! Not even once!
D1STURB3D 0
STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT GET ADDICTED!!!! i did not brake my addiction I NEED HELP D:
Bojana 6
How the **** is this an fml?!
Nicksincity 0
WoW is the best game ever you should never beat your self up for playing and for all you haters out there GFY ( go **** yourselfs ) live hard, play hard!!!