Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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cndrow 0
Same with me- boyfriend told me to try the beta (I was dead-set against paying monthly for a GAME), got instantly hooked. Four years later, my boyfriend and I are still playing WoW together when we can't be together IRL. Turned out to be a great thing for us! ^^
Karr_fml 0
Your life truly has no meaning now....
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gofriars 0
Hilariously simple FML. I love these one-liners. It happened to me with Second Life because I saw it on The Office(American version). However, I wasn't good enough with computers to design anything to sell on there, so it wasn't that fun for me and a waste of money. I'm sure I'd enjoy WoW, but I don't have the time nor money now to get involved with anything like that.
DarkestSaint 5
wows not that bad just dont get addicted USE MODERATION my friend had a hard time quitting
KibaSama 0
yea its really not that bad
Andtimeticksbye 0
Stop while you still can, it happened to me too. I beat it!
eve6grl02 0
This happened to me....four years ago. I've been hooked ever since. o_0
wtf111 0
Wow, if you can't control your addiction to a game, I really genuinely pity you.
fuuck_fml 0
I feel for you brother.
eaglesfan761 0
This isn't an FML. There is no longer any life to f***.
NekuSakuraba 0
You poor soul. We've lost another one to WoW, folks. All of you guys should say bye because you know he isn't going to be posting here anymore >_>
Nothings_Left 0
hmm, they got you too
dark_revenge 0
you didn`t. not to WOW. ... -sighs-. please don`t go Dota next. your life is slowly dwindling. that`s all i can say.