Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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cndrow 0
Same with me- boyfriend told me to try the beta (I was dead-set against paying monthly for a GAME), got instantly hooked. Four years later, my boyfriend and I are still playing WoW together when we can't be together IRL. Turned out to be a great thing for us! ^^
Karr_fml 0
Your life truly has no meaning now....
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silly_kate 0
lol, what level? ha ha ha! sorry, but you're life is now well and truly ******!!!
erikasstories 0
what's worse is when your boyfriend is so addicted that you get the 10 day free trial to talk to him on there, since it's hard to reach him outside of the game. it's true...i was jealous of a computer game...whcih i became totally addicted to for over a week.
Leaveittosteven 0
Shit game. I played it for about 4-5 hours before becoming even more bored than I was before.
Amalieprinsesse 3
stop playing! NOW! I bet that game has ruined so many lives, it's the worst game ever! my boyfriend broke up with me so that he could spend more time playing that ******* game.. and no I DIDN'T ask him to choose between me and the game
thecoldhardtruth 0
#80 not like im backing wow or anything but if ur bf thought that playing wow was more enjoyable then spending time with u its ur problem wow is not that great of a game so u must have a shitty personality or something
milyfsux 0
fail.
nikiHXM 0
crack is wack man
hannahMlover_not 0
That game is one of the best games ever
cac121 0
i dont see why everyone is so upset about world of warcraft i play but feel i do have a life (i am in a band and have a girlfriend) honestly, its not hard to play a moderate amount, and as for those people who believe all wow players spend 8+ hours on at a time, dont judge a book by its cover. and if u do play wow 8+ hours a day your life is ******, but just trying it? no that is not an fml
coffeeisgood33 0
AWWW WHAT!
mintywinters 2
I was only ever able to quit WoW because all my friends on it turned against me. That was like, the little breakthrough where I said, "I don't need this shit." But yeah. To all of you who are like, that's not an FML... it pretty much takes over you. And no, people CAN'T control their addiction to a game. Like 17% of teens suffer from internet addiction. My grades went down to the point where I was almost failing. And I didn't gorget to eat. So I didn't lose weight. D: But if you can do it in moderation, it's fun. I wouldn't suggest joining a hardcore guild. Pick a casual one with people with lives, haha.