Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
It wasn't me, officer
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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kayvan 8
That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!
cucuto89 0
you should do her and break her heart again
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Comments (191)
GeoffreyN 0
Over the limit... under arrest
ChevVetteC6 0
**** the police.
matticus27 14
haha im in the court right now reading this n my gfs dad is a cop lol i thought that was funny
BogJuan 5
Yeah some dick judge was going to charge me dismissal fees on this speeding ticket. I was going the speed limit and everybody was passing me. Cop pulls me over for going 20 over. Anyway, the judge said he would pull the tape, but if I was going even 1 mph over he would charge me full ticket price cause I "broke the law by going over the speed limit." Stupid small towns in Texas trying to get tourists money. Although, in Austin they don't pull you over unless you are doing 10% or more over the posted limit.
matticus27 14
haha im at a court date for 3 tickets right now and my gfs dad is a cop lol i thought that was funny. none from him tho
BrotherTheo 31
It's a Speed Limit. One mile over is breaking the law. That being said, you can fight it and probibly get it dismissed. That ALSO being said, it's a pain in the ass to do that eh... Especally if it's going to happen on any regular basis, and if the officer in question decides to make you a 'special project' I'd suggest you contact a lawyer or internal affiars and see what you can do about it....
Bastet1981 3
In the UK being 2/3 MPH over the speed limit isn't breaking the law, as they give discretion for your speedometers being out. I am sure it probably will be the same in other countries as well. If he targets you, then you need to complain to the police station and make a complaint against him.
Bastet1981 3
I agree with everyone on here, you need to fight it.
nadsm 0
why is this still being debated? all you people have to say has already been said..
livingdeadgirl9 0
You definitely need to fight it. It'll be an easy win, unless you get screwed because the judge is your ex's dad's best friend or something. But that's more harassment because of your relationship to the cop and his daughter. If you pay it, he'll continue to ticket you for absurd things and will eventually run you broke. So fighting it is really your only option. stick it to the man before he sticks it to you.
pedotroll 0
I say you deserve it for driving entirely to fast.