Jamesfmled
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Today, my girlfriend texted me saying, "I have some Durex and want your help" so I rushed to her house. She had meant to say "Dulux". I had to help her paint her bedroom. FML
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GoldFishPony 21
Well you shouldn't only want to see her for sex
btrag97 13
Well.. At least you got to spend time with your gf
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btrag97 13
Well.. At least you got to spend time with your gf
GodPart2 20
Bloody autocorrect, it's the work of the Devil
candisweets 10
I'm sure she knew what she was writing. She knew that would get him there without any excuse. Sorry op, but YDI.
btrag97 13
Yo, keep us up to-date on how the painting went ;)
chrisstachon 30
Then again DIY projects put relationships to the test.
incoherentrmblr 22
It the spelling was intentional...
GoldFishPony 21
Well you shouldn't only want to see her for sex
garrett_8614 14
What guy wouldn't rush over to their girlfriends house if they think she wants sex?
Cass_x 22
#10, my boyfriend.
The_Appendix_ 13
you probably suck then.
Crazyjohnb 23
#30. I don't think she is sucking enough.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
30 and 34-- not all guys are all about sex. its actually quite common for women to want sex just as much as men. my fiance isn't big on having sex all the time as opposed to me wanting it twice a day everyday. people are different, regardless of their sex.
demetrios007 3
true, but nobody cares about your fiancee.
tournamentdecide 33
46, that's rude. She was just giving an example.
katachristic 19
2, I agree that he shouldn't only want to go see her for sex, but that doesn't mean he has to want to paint her bedroom.
Cass_x 22
Actually, we don't live close to eachother. The only way we can see eachother is if one of us makes a pretty damn long train ride. And we're both really busy, so. So how about you stop being smartasses unless you really know what's going on? And in case you wanted to know; I'll share it with the whole world. I'm still a virgin. But he respects me, so he waits until I'm ready. I'm just really glad he's not one of those guys who only cares about sex. Probably gonna get thumbed down again for explaining, but so be it then.
russfml 31
My thoughts agreed. If anything I'd be a little pissed. It sounds like she lead him on on purpose and went whoops I meant deluxe, not durex
Crazyjohnb 23
#56 I just wanted to make a clever joke. I'm sure u have your reasons
Cass_x 22
#67, your joke actually kinda made me chuckle when I read it again after I posted my other comment, but I didn't really bother changing it since I was mostly referring to #30
Crazyjohnb 23
#69 Thanks
najraa 19
If you did a good enough job im sure you got some "durex" in return.
Stooby61 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm guessing you don't know what Durex are!
Mauskau 36
Stooby, I'm guessing you don't either.
trendkilla254 4
what a degrading thing to say.
Crazyjohnb 23
#73 are we oppressing you
dcb132z 17
So close
nichollelovins 18
I bet she done that on purpose to get your help
karly55 12
You're a jerk, only wanting to see her for sex???!!!! YDI
DocBastard 40
Where did OP say that? He got a text from his girlfriend explicitly saying that she needed help with condoms. He had no reason to think it was a typo. What, did you expect him to clarify before rushing over? Sounds like you may have some unresolved relationship issues.
Jamesfmled 14
Would you be a jerk if someone you were dating implied to you they wanted sex and you accepted their invitation? I didn't mind helping I just didn't appreciate the circumstances under which she got me to help her.
Enslaved 38
OP, It would have been nice if she got BEHR for you afterwards.
karly55 12
You made it sound like you just wanted to have sex, not see her. Sorry, my bad.
amisenho 11
#53: Understandable, but OP did mention later that he wouldn't have minded helping her. He just didn't appreciate the fact that she stooped to tricking him with the prospect of sex to get his attention. If his girlfriend had just said, "Hey, could you help me paint my bedroom today?" OP would have gladly helped.
Oyas12 14
Read the post again...
Oyas12 14
Read the post again... EDIT: Ok, im guessing you did, but seriously,what you said is probably what the gf thought would make him cum *cough* *come. She might have trust issues...
nesteremily 31
Probably did it on purpose. But you should help her anyway
KingRex 22
****-blocked by a can of paint XD
sorryheadphones 26
Well since you helped her out, maybe she'll help you out...
Ltsdragons 19
Well I mean, at least you got to have some quality time with her, painting a room.