anoynomous
France
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
randinosaur
United States
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
annoyed
United States
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Hypocrite
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
me
Wyandotte, United States
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Wick
United States
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
wrongcar
United States
It wasn't me, officer
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
neverdatingacopagain
United States
Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
Joel
Today, I got a ticket for doing 38mph in a 45mph zone. Apparently you can be cited for "impeding traffic" even when you're the only car on the road. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Sarah-D
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
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kayvan 8
That ticket won't stand up in court, especially with the arresting officer's relationship to your ex. Fight it!
cucuto89 0
you should do her and break her heart again
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aarond12 0
Hire a good lawyer and not only get the ticket dismissed but also go for police harassment. That will prevent this officer from pulling this bullshit again.
lordmoe 0
Take it to court and the judge will laugh and void the ticket.
eeks8 0
this would have been even more impressive if she was the one that broke up with you because she was cheating and liked the other guy more.
shoeman12 0
Fight it in court. 1 MPH over isn't enough to issue a ticket, it could be error in the speedar.
Catheec 4
If you have AAA they will pay the lawyer and court costs. definitely worth fighting as it will never stand up in court.
RyanKaufman 7
Today, an officer gave me the perfect opportunity to sue him and the city for quite a bit of money. Poor me. I mean seriously.
CallMeHush 1
Show the pictures of his little princess giving you a BJ to the judge. :D
conscience13 4
still over the speed limit though weren't you
starzchick 0
fight it in traffic court.. he'll get in trouble for abusing his power.
blue_mandie4 0
Fight it in court!