Today, I got a text from my girlfriend that she was tanning naked. I replied saying I wished I was there to make tanning more fun. She replied saying that its ok because Kevin was there. My girlfriend was tanning naked with another guy over. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s brother FaceTimed her from Brazil to talk about his business. This wouldn’t be a big deal, but we were in the middle of our fourth reschedule attempt to celebrate my birthday. I was sitting naked next to her when she took the call, and she sees no problem. FML
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alex18_fml 0
Dump Herrrrrrr.
nomadxx7 0
Harsh. As for the dude being gay, I'm sure if the OP and his GF were together for a period of time he'd have met her friends (including the gay friend). Otherwise I'd talk to her, find out who he is and then probably dump her. I would never be naked around my girl friends since I have a girlfriend and that would be disrespectful. I guess the best course of action would be to figure out who Kevin is (gay or not). If he isn't then find a cute girl friend and then find a situation where you could be naked and hopefully when your girlfriend texts you you can use the same line against her. That's the best way to mindfuck someone. Use the same situation against them so they can walk in your shoes for a while. That way if she dumps your or gets mad at you then you have an excuse to tell her what you really think of the situation she was in. And if she was "joking" about a guy being over there that's just wrong in general and definitely not something you'd do to someone you supposedly love.
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MukyDaCookie 0
#41 If your best girl friends name is Kevin, then call child services. Her parents don't love her. I agree with everyone saying that it doesn't matter if Kevin is gay, I still wouldn't want my girlfriend naked around another guy. It is possible she is joking, do you know a Kevin? If you do is the type to be at a tanning salon? Maybe hes just one of the OP's friends and she was cracking a joke.
tehaarontimothy 0
dude and u didnt go beat his ass
mattmag 0
could be a joke. my girlfriend always jokes about a guy who she's naked in bed with, and I respond by telling her how I gruesomely slaughtered him. it's always fun.
haha08 0
is kevin her gay best friend?
dammn 0
HAHAHHAHAH # 34 .
strangersdk 0
Unless Kevin is a gay guy, you should leave her ass. If she's saying it as a joke, it's not funny and you should tell her. Then leave her. I was cheated on by my girlfriend, who had of course said she would never do such a thing, so I told all of her family in detail what had happened and how I discovered it, and her friends, and left her. Now she has no friends and her family know she is a *****. Moral of the story: Cheating isn't funny. it sucks.
xtremelifter 0
Make it perfectly clear to her that behavior like this will not be tolerated and that it threatens the very foundation of your relationship, regardless if he is "gay" or not. Could just be a act.
McLaughlane 0
It's probably some sort of Will and Grace thing.
jayfx 0
ouch.. did you feel a stab in your heart?
zomgitsbrilol 0
she could be joking.