Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, after weeks of my crazy girlfriend avoiding me because she knew I wanted to break up with her, I had no option but to do it by text. She told all my friends, who now think I'm a coward who isn't man enough to break up in person. They didn't even ask for my side of the story. FML
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
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Nate04 0
If she is going to be that way, I would consider that money well spent... Now, get up, dust yourself off, and go buy yourself a lapdance or something. :)
epic_phail 0
what a bitch
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Comments (135)
DankJemo 0
The hell with the bitch.
fortywhacks 0
YOU CAN'T TXT MSG BRAKEUP! oh my god. :P Sorry, had to.
CPTobvious_fml 0
maybe this should teach you to stop being her little bitch.... grow a pair
missus_butter 0
Think of it this way: yes, you were the victim of a breakup, but it was a breakup of flawless execution and style.
Amos_fml 0
A guy who is willing to pay for the phone bills of his girlfriend deserves way and way better. Don't let it get to you.
zack451 0
you gotta pimp slap her. Don't worry. I'll come with you... and also pimp slap her. I don't care where you guys live! planes, Trains, and automobiles! It's on! Keepin it strong!!
FKO 0
she couldn't break up with you if she were dead......just saying.....
C0okieMonster 0
She's a bitch, you deserve better. **** her sister on her bed when she gets home from work, that way, she's gonna feel betrayed by her sister and like a bitch for ditching you like that. Also, bake a batch of poisonous cookies and leave it at her door. Cookie!
Roddsy 0
#9, will that actually work? =o cause i want to get rid of a stalker ¬¬;
Faminn123 0
So many text breakups! People have no cooth...