Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while watching TV, I danced, sang along, and helped Dora the Explorer get to her grandmother's house. It was the most fun I've had all year. I'm 21. FML
Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
Today, I watched four episodes of Frasier at my mom’s house and now my algorithm is all Frasier facts and memes. FML
Today, I was folding the laundry. At one point, I had to take a moment to figure out whether a pair of underwear was mine or my mothers. I'm 18. She is 56. Enough said. FML
Today, I was so bored, I sewed my name into my underwear. FML
Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML
Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML
Today, I found my old sewing machine I got when I was a kid. I never used it before, because when I was younger, I was afraid I might sew my fingers. Laughing at myself, I decided to sew up an old bag. I sewed my thumb. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
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amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
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Comments (220)
sjks 0
ok
Jbiebs82 0
I'm 14 and I do that.
fuzzywazzy012 0
Fail
ilovecheeer 0
Big whoop?
hurtandabused 7
I knit n watch golden girls. Those girls are fun to watch
steinway 0
hahahaha
claritin 0
Again with the we need a "so what?" button. You like crocheting and some crappy tv show about old women. Big ******* deal.
maddieguinn 0
I hate u golden girls is notcrappy
slipmaster 6
no. its an fml because he/she has the life and hobbies of an 80 year old at 24.
CrazyGirlfriend 21
this isnt even a fml. my friends and I have crochet and knitting parties while we watch movies. we're 19-23 years old.
14nickel 0
OLD!
philadelphianus 0
i taught myself to crochet the other day! and i'm a fibers major at art school, i should've learned that years ago. i've never seen golden girls but i'm about to go watch 3rd rock from the sun for the 3rd time.
asxp10 0
Why is this an FML? So what, you do old people things. Change.
spiceonice 0
uh, golden girls rocks. fyi
MidnaLink 35
YEEEEEEAAAAH!
xxmollyxx 25
i love golden girls! :)
amatthew_03 0
I'm 24, too, and this sounds like a pretty good time to me, actually.
kaengelangeleyes 9
I'm 19 and this sounds lile a good time to me. Lol.
rc15 0
i dont get this. its not a FML, at all. I used to crochet and watch the young and the restless with my grandma when I was 7, & it was fun. so its not a FML