Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend texted me, saying, "I love you." Stupidly, I was very excited and replied, "At last! I still love you", to which he replied, "wrong number sorry, I don't love you." FML
Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML
Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
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mrahhhhh 21
I was gonna tell this girl I hated her... but then I got high!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high....
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Comments (134)
mazuma 0
Maybe he was high on Jesus...
thezero_fml 0
well. today after my teacher called me Josh and corrected her she laughed . layer that day she told me she got my name right. when I went for my diploma I later realized it said brian ... my names Carlos. after one entire year of school she did not know me. now I have to go back to school to pick up my real copy. Fml
thezero_fml 0
can we remove. my last comment kinda did nor realize I pasted it in the comments section I'm on a iPod -.-
bethelluvscats 0
hahahaha what a loser
lovekills_slowly 0
what an asshole. seriously. he needs to get a life.
heavyt 0
i was gonna say 'i love you', but then i got high.
whatisupthesky_fml 0
Hahaha
sleepingrox 2
#52 has a point. this actually happens I don't mean to make you upset about it but he probably didn't mean it. don't count on him saying it sober.
my_probs 0
woooow I know the feeling
Igor_g5 0
Well maybe he does.