Today, I received a text from the guy I'm into, thanking me for helping him drunkenly stumble back to his apartment last night. He ended it with, "How long did you stay?" Apparently, he doesn't remember confessing his secret love for me, or the fantastic kiss that followed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I woke up from a drunken daze and texted my best friend to take me back to my car. I got confused as to why our messages were green since it was iMessage. Well, come to find out I hooked up with her boyfriend in the bathroom the night before. I should mention I'm a dude, and so is he. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, slightly drunk from a head-frazzle of a night out from hell, I sent a text meant for my friend recounting the terrible date I'd just been on… to the date himself. He replied with, "I know, right?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
Today, I was texting this guy that I really liked. Things were going pretty well. I got a call from his number and excitedly answered it. It was his girlfriend asking if he was bothering me because he likes to text random people when he's drunk. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.
FloTimmyKO 0
If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]
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Comments (171)
I_Punch_Babies 7
awkward much?
biggestfan23 11
I wonder if she actually reminded him about it.
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
I remember reading a FML exactly like this...
French_Toast_fml 3
Bad first comment much?
MineIsBigger 5
terrible 33rd comment much?
olpally 33
33- your comment sucked, this first comment is actually accurate... Op, just be nice about the whole thing, hopefully he'll come around to you :)
Doxy 22
33- What's up lately with constantly dissing the first comment? It's the second time you commented on the first comment saying it sucks.
SuperKnuckels 6
Drunk words are Sober thoughts? lol
DobiesJS2012 9
Alcohol is for forgetting sex, not the long awaited beginnings of a relationship OP
iNewKid 20
Or he just doesn't want to be reminded of her and it's his way to say goodbye.
Holy_ish 19
I guess their just mad that they were not the first comment or that they stole what they were going to post.
_Oblivion_ 12
33 stfu much? Oh wait..
_Oblivion_ 12
Well shit, remove this comment
YtotsDI 0
50- damn you beat me to it! :P
Cad6 24
Tough love.
TaniasaysFMLL 15
lol yeah
Heinousness 0
Exactly, 1. The two words that were ever needed in the comments.
sarah56195 0
That sucks ! Sorry.
olpally 33
You should be! You meanie! Btw, don't try to be first with a comment like this, there's a button for this and it's called, I agree, your life sucks...
BriBeHyper 2
Bahahaha... I mean aww:/
Redoxx_fml 22
Ah drunken love, who can remember it?
VictoriaSchultz 8
Most drunk people tell the truth! Just ask him about it
Roley4498 14
Sounds like you took advantage to me
n3rdzgotskillz 29
So remind him! Drunken words are sober thoughts, etc.
Village8 0
Exactly, remind him. This isn't that bad. It's great he feels the same way.
VoteForTaco 8
Tell him. Just do it, DO IT NOW!
RaquelW 7
not necessarily, people are more likely to think they're in love when they're drunk.
cajekraze 7
Yes and No. Ask him on a date, a simple dinner, maybe even make him your signature dinner. If you don't have one, then go out. Remember though, you invite, you pay. Then casually bring it up. He may remember and just wants to avoid rejection
KimmiAndRonny_fml 2
If it wasn't for drunken love confessions I would never have spilled the beans to the man that I eventually married! (or it could just be crazy drunk talk...) Better remind him and find out which it is!
menacingsprite 3
Drunk thoughts are not true thoughts. Remember Ted Mosby... Yea no. I told someone I loved them when I was drunk and had to chew on those words for a while. Ug. Regret.
Obeyy19 4
What that person said!!!
aJaguarinRed 9
I call *cough*BULLSHIT*cough*. Ugh sorry, spring cold...
heart_aussie_fml 20
Yeah but he confessed his "secret love", meaning it's not something that just popped out in his head because of the alcohol
christinnaaa 10
agreed.
MrFuzzles 5
That's what professionals call, "trying to get in your pants."
DobiesJS2012 9
"LIKE". I can't count the number of times I thought I liked a girl and tried to sleep with her only to realize the next morning that, against my will, my standards were drastically lowered...
SliceOfCake 9
61 - "DISLIKE." Oh, don't mind me. Just blatantly ignoring the thumb buttons.
doctorhook86 25
Sounds like its time for you to help him remember, OP
VoteForTaco 8
That comment is goes well with your profile picture xD.
KILLERTOAST13 4
drunk=horny even if he has to lie
Kibaruto 33
And this is why we hold them hostage until they are sober for kisses. But no, kissing a drunk guy hoping for something to develop was a bad idea.
FloTimmyKO 0
If he doesn't remember you should mess with him, be like "well, I stayed long enough for you to tell me you where into men, and that you quite often fantasize about Johnny Depp." see if he admits anything=]
bfsd42 20
I thumbed you down just because you put your phone number in your profile.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Wouldn't work. I know straight men that fantasize about Johnny Depp.
doubleea 3
Ryan reynolds, actually.
hclover 0
Nice idea!:')
hclover 0
Sorry that was to the 1st guy that commented not you:')
sxdryv 14
I'm new to fml but how do u see where the OP has an email? Not that I'm stalking I just dont know how to look at an OP's profile.
Pudagiah 12
You can't look at OP's profile unless they comment
ReesieBanana21 12
#84 STRANGER DANGER, much?
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
Maybe he does remember. Maybe he just doesn't want to say anything since he was drunk, you might of thought he was just being "silly" and he doesn't want to feel like a total fool. If anything since you're both into each other. It may be time to confess. After all. . Drunks don't lie! Good 'ol liquid courage. :,)