Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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Comments (146)
CaCo1805 9
If some girl just left right after we had sex, I'd play her like she played me, I wouldn't take her on a date.
piker117 11
He also has no legal requirements to return it to her. He could just simply throw it away and she would be SOL
jerzjay 17
it's not a crime...he didn't steal it. he has no obligation to go out of his way to return it
Peachtranquility 15
Men these days always trying to be nice and buy you dinner. shame shame.
killigan 12
Why does everyone blame it on the guy. If you don't like him, Why da **** would you hook up with him? I hope you feel guilty about it OP. Don't take advantage of people and people won't take advantage of you.
niphredil12 8
Having a one night stand is not "taking advantage". The guy most definitely consented to a one night stand and he has now stolen her wallet and is forcing her into a situation she did not want to be in. Here is a good trick to see if something sexist: if you reverse the genders of the people involved, do you react differently? Does the girl who kept her one night stand's wallet to trick him into a date now deserve the words " crazy stalker bitch"? Congratulations, this is sexist!!
MichelleMaBelle_fml 16
Okay, everyone saying she deserved it needs to think about it. It's not her fault. OP doesn't have to go on the date if she wishes not to, and your peer pressure isn't helping. Instead of giving into his demands, she should notify the police, since technically he's a 'thief' for possessing her wallet. Seriously guys, get your heads out of the sand. She has rights, and she can do whatever the hell she thinks is right.
redpanda39 10
I'm sorry, I must've missed the comments that said she had to go on the date. Cuz, you know, there aren't any. Those voting YDI are doing so because this gives the impression she led the guy on, which was a bitch move. You can sleep with people if you want, but you still have to deal with the consequences.
mejustbeingme 4
If a girl did this to a guy she'd be called a stalker or desperate.
goldcock19 9
And he's getting called creepy so how is that better?
imateapot_723 9
Don't be rude. Go in the date.
setsuna9 25
He's being nice by *not* stealing her stuff? UMM!?!?!
e_is_for_eli 12
I agree that him blackmailing her is a total red flag, but the whole situation could've been avoided had she not slept with someone she wasn't interested in and then rushed out of his house to get away from him.