Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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Comments (146)
muarif 19
Well, you shouldn't have slept with him in the first place...leading someone on is really cruel.
Ichiya 29
Here is my problem with the saying 'leading someone on' : I shouldn't have to tell every guy/woman I talk to that I am not interested in them.
doctorhook86 25
#257: *sleep with* For real, hooking up with someone sends signals that you are at least sexually interested in them. If you want sex but not a relationship with someone, I think it's on you to make your disinterest abundantly clear, otherwise you're just sending mixed signals.
nrubs11 9
That actually sounds pretty romantic and maybe he'll turn out to be a better guy than you thought. Good luck OP! :)
bigdog80 10
let it go....!
toaster87 19
Damn people are so judgmental on here. 1. She can sleep with whoever she wants to sleep with! 2. It sounds like the guy doesn't really know you're not interested him, and he was just trying to ask you on a date, in a cute (slightly creepy) way. Maybe just tell him you're not really interested in a date with him? I'm sure he'll give you the wallet back
iwadasn 33
She can sleep with whoever she wants as long as they're both upfront about their intentions. It sounds like she had a one-night stand with a guy who she'd led on to think it was something more. And if she's going to mislead a guy and then sneak out of his house, and be dumb enough to leave her wallet behind while doing so, then she deserves whatever awkwardness ensues.
TheMathMajor 26
Nothing I read implies that she lead him on. He may have misinterpreted the situation, or he might have known it was a one night stand but pulled this stunt anyways. If it was just a way to ask her out, I don't really fault him for it, but if he meant it, that's ****** up wether she lead him on or not.
Ichiya 29
Just because he wasn't on the same page as the Op doesn't make it her fault.
jake_braves 25
Maybe she did maybe she didn't. She can at least let him buy her dinner after a one night stand.
sarcasmwins 24
FML? ahh no way, that's a FHL!
purplhaze88 20
Woo Hoo free dinner! YDI for leading him on!
BrassWing13 11
Girls like you piss me off.
Exaspera 55
Yeah, how dare she act just like many guys do!
vikky538 29
Shit happens sometimes and sometimes that shit repels back to you.
mountainmanmike 11
This could go both ways. Either he truely likes her and isn't ready to quit trying, or he's a creep. On the other side, she's either close minded or just a bitch.