Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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Laylette 21
agreed. although I can see how it could've come across as creepy and manipulative, I think he was just honestly trying to be cute. "love, will you go grab my phone off the counter?" "only if you give me a kiss first" that's not blackmailing someone into kissing you, that's just a cute, harmless encounter that has the potential to be taken the wrong way if read incorrectly.
ccpowpow 11
I think it's cute. He is interested in u so maybe u can give him a chance.
skepijohnson 11
It shows he a nice guy and maybe you should be a better person
sky_star101 7
I don't get why people on here are always so touchy about people hooking up but not having interest in dating the person. Honestly that was a douche move of him to force you to go on a date with him to get your personal belongings back. FYL OP good luck
Dekat121 24
just do it, you got laid, you get your wallet back, and you get a free meal. sounds like a triple win here.
Nealah 12
He is probably interested in her and maybe has no idea that she isn't. Chances are that he is telling her that in a joking manner and hinting that he wants to go farther than a hook up. If she isn't interested, she should be upfront and honest and ask for her stuff back anyway. If he doesn't, then she can report it to the police. She has evidence that he has it and his contact info. Really not that big of a deal.
Cotv123 3
****, I would call the ******* cops... That's blackmail
ghetto_child 19
it's people like you who give guys a bad name. he's not "blackmailing you" so much as he is joking around just to get to see you again. odds are he'll give it back regardless, but be thankful he doesn't just leave your wallet on a park bench in a shitty area of your city and hope that somebody else will return it. grow a pair, get your wallet, and learn from your mistakes...
Clevelandians 17
This isn't even about the one night stand. This is about her overreacting to a guy trying to ask her out in a way he thinks sounds romantic. IM SURE he believes she's interested in him. All that needs to happen is she says no. He will give her the wallet back. Stop assuming everyone involved with these FMLs is insane or a lunatic, assume they're people just like every one of you commenting on here. The one night stand is irrelevant. No wrong was done by OP or the guy in regards to the one night stand. This isn't even really an FML. She's just not comfortable rejecting him by the sounds of it. Just a weird situation that was misinterpreted by OP. He's going to give the wallet back even if you say no. He just thinks you're into him and that it sounds like a cute way to ask you out. Which if you WERE into him, probably wouldn't have come off as creepy at all. I'm done.
rugrats 2
You deserved it 110% and you're the hole where poop pass through. No, actually you're worst than that. You give women a bad name.