Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I texted the guy I went out with last night. He'd told me he’d text me when he got home, but he never did. Cracking a joke, I asked him if he was homeless or something, since he broke his word. He replied, “No, I’m just not that into you. Have a nice life.” FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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HappyItalian 38
Not saying he's right or wrong for using her wallet as an excuse to go on a date with her, but she used him. She wasn't interested in him, so instead she used him for sex and probably toyed with his emotions, which is a very wrong thing to do.
gearhead369 20
Walk of shame #2 coming right up!!
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mbethel 14
hope the foods good lol
Onyx3288 22
Or you could call the cops and they will make sure you get your wallet from him without any of his demands...
Mortelle 6
All if these hypocritical people talking about how it "serves you right" for having a one night stand like that excuses his behavior, probably because they assume you're female. If your post said "girl I hooked up with" people would be calling her a crazy bitch. Having sex is nothing to be ashamed of regardless of gender, and you shouldn't be chastised for it when men are congratulated for doing the same thing. It still doesn't mean it's okay for him to hold your personal property ransom. He is basically blackmailing you into going on a date with him. Sounds like a super nice guy.
vwolfe 2
What a manipulative ********. Blackmailing someone clearly not into you into a date so they can get thier damned property back is a crappy thing to do she show up ask for her wallet if he says no leave go straight to police station and report him for theft. the Smarmy entitled jerk that he is.
Biker187 13
Have the person deliver it to the local PD Station just to be safe. You might be his last meal
AmandaBatton0210 8
what does he think this is, 27 dresses?!
ashlin12321 9
That's blackmail...and creepy. If you don't want to go out with him, just call the cops and have them help get your wallet back. Problem solved.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Both are in the wrong here. OP had a one-night stand, which always end badly, and with someone she isn't interested in. Then she left the house in a rush, forgetting something of great importance, prompting the guy she isn't interested in to blackmail her in order to get said item back. This is why you don't bang people you don't know. OP, I guess let him take you out to dinner, but don't go back to his place. I hope he doesn't know where you live. You could always get a police escort home, I suppose.
alwaysstabbing 19
Could someone please tell me why do you guys all think hes an gross creep? i bet he had no idea that she wasnt interestet in her and now want to meet her to clear stuff out! "thats blackmailing" quit acting like he said "i have your parents captured in my basement Marry me or i kill them"
miss_amphetamine 24
YDI for having a one night stand with someone you're NOT interested in at all. Why did you sleep with him if there was no interest? I've admittedly had them, but it was at least with someone I was attracted to, and got along with. If you realized after the fact you should have been honest and told him rather than sneaking out. FYL however, because he was a dick for forcing you to have dinner with him to get your wallet back. That's pretty much theft if you refuse and he still keeps it. Also: what are all these comments about "Sexism" and crap. Both OP and the guy are in the wrong here. It really wouldn't matter if OP was the dude, and the guy was the chick. They'd still have both f*cked up.