MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Anonymous
Rainier, United States
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Boyufd
Forever alone man
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
panther of the desert
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rio Grande, Puerto Rico
The Apprentice
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
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shoshizzle 0
Aww. :(
dul_fml 2
Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.
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Comments (107)
ciaobella_fml 0
Hmm make some friends, it pretty easy to do.
shelboo_fml 0
Look on the bright side. At least you weren't stuck on the phone with a guy saying "Can you hear me now?" over and over.
moonlight_daze 8
I know, right?
Randall_Flagg_fml 0
Oh boo hoo. Get a life.
22jrdn55 15
i tried 2 submit 3 fmls 2day & they were all rejected cuz of u?? this is ****** up mine were hilarious, not lame
Doogragoo 0
Yea cuz your life sucks so bad you need "2 submit 3 fml's 2day" First off, use words. Second off, this site isn't for funny stories. Go away
redblueviolet 0
While I agree that #28 needs to use real words (and his/her lack of spelling ability is probably the reason his/her FMLs didn't get accepted in the first place), this technically IS a site for funny stories, usually involving irony or overall crappy things that happen to people that you can still laugh about. No one wants to read "Today, my parents died. FML." OP: I understand how you feel, but this isn't really an FML, because you can do something about it. Like, read, or get on a site that isn't FML (or stay here and laugh at everyone else) or watch TV. Or you could call someone.
22jrdn55 15
doogragoo: my life is perfect, i was gonna submit stories that happen to my friends!!! FYI and this site is for funny/ sad/ creepy(YOU) stories redblueviolet: Im sorry you're mentally challenged and can't even understand!!! and the stories I wanna submit were ironic as well ok! you don't even knw what I was gonna say!! FYI I put this reply is words you two can understand, so you guys won't feel bad!!
LadyKaya 0
Um.....you just insulted the guy that stood up for you, dumbass. Redblueviolet was defending you and saying this site was made for people with stories like yours. But w/e happened to your friends, YDI instead for being too much of a dumbass to read english, let alone write it. I'm sorry for w/e sad people you pretend to call "friends." **** off and watch some sesame street.
star_ver 0
Lmao, what a ******* dumbass.
NaziZombie 0
null wins forever. Last!
AntiChrist7 0
So? Be happy no-one bothers you.
MelanieP_fml 0
Very true..very true.
sublime93 0
#52, you're the op? Just wanted to thank you for wasting my time. Go out & socialize. Pathetic.
NaziZombie 0
Why are you guys so racist? Why are you gays so racist? Double post my bad.
Person1233 13
What's your problem douchebag?
fungigiby7 0
Thats more MLIA than FML
censorshipoff 0
This is not an FML... it's an MLIA.
baller789 0
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