MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Anonymous
Rainier, United States
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Boyufd
Forever alone man
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
panther of the desert
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rio Grande, Puerto Rico
The Apprentice
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Top comments
shoshizzle 0
Aww. :(
dul_fml 2
Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.
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dul_fml 2
Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.
FYLbutYDI 0
Yea fake... Not that bad cuz Boone would ever know...
bm9802 0
Awww... I'll talk to you.
NaziZombie 0
First. Dickcheese. Über self pwnage
null_fml 11
Photoshopped! Simpsons did it.
NaziZombie 0
south park did it too.
redbluegreen 41
Maybe you should call your mother before she calls the cops, assuming that you're dead. If you don't even have a mother, really, FYL.
Intoxicunt 6
This has got to be, hands down, the lamest FML I have ever heard! Mine got rejected for THIS!? Tell me your number and I'll call you, if by "call" you mean "use number to look up address, then assassinate".
thebawss 0
LOSER
19lollipop96 0
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orchids_torturer 0
buckets of virtual ((hugs)) coming your way! the orchid's torturer has spoken.
Zeke4448 0
Fake. I bet.
moonlight_daze 8
So are your mom's **** but you don't see me complaining.
britianey 0
There are help lines that you can call if you do need someone to tall to.
lolzRaptor 1
Can you phoone-order midgets nowadays?