MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Anonymous
Rainier, United States
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Boyufd
Forever alone man
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
panther of the desert
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rio Grande, Puerto Rico
The Apprentice
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
Top comments
shoshizzle 0
Aww. :(
dul_fml 2
Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.
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Comments (107)
plexico 4
I once went on a date with a wrong number. Do you know the odds that a girl who calls you accidentally and agrees to meet you for coffee will turn out to be hot? Me, neither. My data shows it to be ZERO percent.
djb23 0
FYL for thinking anyone gives a shit
ANTONKR 0
aww that sucks
magichateball 0
first to be 58th!
ANTONKR 0
nope i am 58
Poepiepiesie 3
59th retard. OT go to 4chan/b/ and post your number there, more prank calls will be ineviteble.
Paige_Nicole10 0
i hate these fmls. go to a bar or coffee shop.
TheTruth1428 0
YDI. Go out and make some friends, it's not that hard. If no one has called you, it comes down to a few things; 1) You have a horrible personality 2) You're not trying to make friends
StealthStorm67 0
Just sitting there, with a big tub of ice-cream, watching Lifetime movies, crying to yourself.
lampwhale 0
Is everyone on the internet an ass****? Unfortunately, #60 is right. This can be a genuine FML, but as you may have gathered from the comments above, most people are ignorant and just want to read something humorous. It's probably pointless posting such things here... but depression and social anxiety are real physical disorders which affect millions of people, and it makes it incredibly difficult to go out and meet people. Anyhow. You can send me a message if you want, MelanieP.
ANTONKR 0
You can send message too. I like to hear from people. And i was a bit depressed too lately
Endymion_fml 0
Call him bacK! It might be the start of romance!
ANTONKR 0
lol
SAVIORxOMEGA 0
Get a life. Friends aren't that hard. You have to change a little bit to have friends sometimes. Stop eating so much goddamn food, lay off the video games and go out and talk to someone. You have to make an effort to have friends....
BrEnNo1023 5
not EVERYBODY who doesn't have many friends (or none at all) is obese and addicted to video games. you're just going by the stereotype that you're fed every day by tv and other members of general society. you people with your judgemental minds and your too-many-facebook-friends-to-count. it just makes me want to stereotype EVERYTHING to bring sense and order to the chaos of the world :P