MelanieP
United States
Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Lonely times
Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML
Anonymous
Rainier, United States
Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
veebenjoo
United States
Today, I got asked out for the first time in my life. During a prank call. By a complete stranger. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML
skmusic
Canada
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Boyufd
Forever alone man
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
panther of the desert
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Rio Grande, Puerto Rico
The Apprentice
Today, I was to have an important phone interview for a job. I got a call and everything went perfectly, and they said I was hired. Later, I found out that one of my "friends" had gotten one of his buddies to prank call me and make sure the line was engaged when the real interviewer called. FML
badluckryan
Uxbridge, United States
Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML
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shoshizzle 0
Aww. :(
dul_fml 2
Someone needs to head outside. I bet you have at least ONE phone number stored away that you could call.
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Comments (107)
neezyfasheezy 0
gtfo
livelaughlove987_fml 0
that belongs on mlia
LatinoHeat 0
YDI for fantasizing about Clay Aiken.
gpstyne 0
who the hell moderated this piece of junk into FML
liveandletlive89 0
You can call meeee! I'll talk to anyone, it ain't no thang. Just PM me for the number.
blackmage607 0
dude, same thing happened to me today!
n_london 0
jesus ****, this is terrible. my fml last week about waking up with a scorpion in my hair got rejected, but this ridiculous bullshit gets approved? aaarrh. maybe i should start only submitting really, really lame and melodramatic fml's. apparently that's what they WILL publish.
myhairynutsack 0
this is fake. oh, and no one wants to read about scorpions in your hair, either
jessicaislameee 0
lmao, story of my life
MelanieP_fml 0
*sigh* Maybe everyone else should stop being melodramatic and whining about their fml not being published. It actually is not fake, although I doubt people will believe me. Anyway, I'm over it now, it was published and no one can stop that. Sorry if my fml offends you in some way, although I don't understand how it could. Whatever, pm me if you want to bitch.
Vaetrus 0
"pm me if you want to bitch." wth? Find a chat room. Get a webcam. You'll have no lack of people wanting to talk to you. I can believe you might have been lonely for the hour or day... but hopefully your life doesn't suck like that constantly. If the latter... no way.