Today, I was looking for proof that my dad’s much younger girlfriend is just a dumb gold digging slut looking for a payday. Turns out she has a PhD, owns her own home, and makes six figures. So what’s she doing with his old ass? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML
Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML
Today, I know my ex has spoiled our daughter. How do I know this? Because I got her a low level job at the same company as me, got her first paycheck and legit asked me, “Is that it? Where’s the rest of my money?” What rest of her money? That’s her wages for a months work. Curse my rich ex. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, I found out the guy whose ass I used to routinely kick in high school is now dating my 19 year-old daughter. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend with an older guy who I thought was her dad, I went over to introduce myself. And then turned around and walked away very fast as I saw them make out. My girlfriend is cheating on me with someone as old as my dad. FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend comes over for dinner so often. She thinks my dad is a real babe. FML
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
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esmeeisme 1
So, your dad is a golddiger…
Lost Reggie 22
Looks like your Father is smarter than you thought.
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esmeeisme 1
So, your dad is a golddiger…
Thaylok 17
How old is old? How young is she? How much would you lose if she were a gold digger? If the difference in ages is less than 20 years, you may want to modernize your concepts of old.
Lost Reggie 22
Looks like your Father is smarter than you thought.
Shzusuziq11 12
Some women like maturity in a man!
suntrkr 9
Women are attracted to the stability that an older man brings to the table. I am married to a woman who is an Attorney, as well as a CPA and has an MBA also. I am a blue collar guy. She is obviously not a gold digger and is very beautiful. Our age gap is significant, numerically. Our marriage, not my first, is fantastic. My friend, I hope that you can be happy for your Dad and wish them both well.
Thaylok 17
Fully agreed with your points. OPs dad's GF is apparently in her mid to late 20's to have the advanced degree. The question is what is OP afraid of losing inheritance-wise. Or that he still is not pleased that dad isn't with mom or is replacing a deceased mom....
Iamthebanzai22 21
You should ask him what his secret is.
juggalo2 22
Do you hate your father? Maybe his girlfriend can see some positive traits besides just his old ass (although some people are into that, too). Maybe he is hung?
clair_brodie 35
This is an FML for your dad to have such an awful kid.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So you went looking for reasons she's not good enough for your dad but then convinced yourself that she's too good for him? Do you honestly think your dad's money is the only reason someone could love him?
Crowned Sataness 12
maybe she....get this....actually enjoys his company?